Amulet, Bringer of Truth
I call things as I see them. It’s just what I do.
Many people don’t like it. Especially when they think I’m on “their” side. It turns out that I’m on the side of only one thing: the truth.
With all of the spin and propaganda flying around, our world needs someone like me. But jacked up. Super-sized. Ginormous.
A man to speak the truth, no matter how much it shocks our beliefs. A bastion of honesty and reason in a world of deception and superstition.
We need a superhero, and it turns out we have one just in time. Thanks to Cube—who found the splendid time-wasting superhero creator at the Marvel Comics website—we now can see a likeness of our anonymous warrior. Just click on the image below to enlarge.
Without further ado, witness the Captain of Candor, the Savior of Sanity:
Amulet, Bringer of Truth
posted by David Amulet @ 1:31 PM
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19 Comments:
Wow. Amulet, Bringer of Truth is hot...
That's an impressive...sword.
Amulet looks good in a casual Friday way. Shorts and no shoes? Must be combing the beach for the truth?
;-)
ha like it David, this worlds needs a superhero like you ha
Jenn: I'm flattered. But I decided to change the sword (the one in my hand, that is) to a torch to symbolize me lighting the way.
Cube: I've added tight black pants and shoes. Better?
Phats: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! Oh wait, that's Jack's line, not mine....
Are you serious? LOL I had to do it. Is your sidekick Subreference? Sorry, in a weird mood. It's a great hero. The torch symbolizing hope, truth, enlightenment, the black outfit symbolizing that not all truth will be happy, feel goody warmth. Bravo.
All you need is a monocle and you'd be like Captain MindBender of Cobra from the old GI Joe cartoons. ;-)
I would follow you anywhere, Amulet ;-)
Cool! I want to make one!! :)
Much better, but then you knew that being the truth finder, right?
Mike: Yes--that's what the torch is. Right.
Perplexio: No monocles--those things are scary. Maybe goggles.
Lisa: Gee, I'm blushing!
Jessica: Go forth and be merry. It's a lot of fun to try out different stuff.
Cube: Thanks--your input spurred me to improve!
I tried to make myself as ma super hero at that site and I kept turning out looking like I should be called "Captain Colorblind" due to the color scheme I selected. So no that's actually not too far off from real life.
Ready for basketball season? Duke ready for the Boilers? ;)
Oh, I found this on Cube's blog too and wasted quite a bit of time with it.
Mark: You should obviously be the superhero "METAL MARK!"
Phats: Lindy's has us at #4, which I think is a bit high. But we've got the pieces ... it's really a matter of how well the guards hold up against better backcourts, how well Singler builds on his potential, and how little our lack of a solid big man hurts us.
Beckeye: Between the two of us, we probably could have written a book in the time we took playing around with this.
Okay, "Bringer of Truth"--but other than that WHAT IS HIS SUPERPOWER?
I mean, does he just tell women that "Yes, as a matter of fact, YOU DO LOOK FAT IN THOSE PANTS!" and then get slapped, or what?
Can he turn the earth back to when they DIDN'T look fat in those pants?
If not, this is the lamest superhero since Golden Arrow.
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I think you could easily kick Space Ghost's ass.
(hahaha...I originally wrote you could kick his "house").
Cool! I'm looking forward to the big-budget movie adaptation.
David,
I started to make my own, but the more it evolved, the more I realized I looked exactlyjust like Rorschach. Hrmmm.
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