Think About the Children

Hi. David Amulet’s evil twin here. I’m not the writer he is, but I’m filling in for him while he remains AWOL.

And I’m pissed off.

No, not because he’s gone. That part’s great—I get to eat his food, drink his wine, sleep with his wife, cash his checks … it’s good work if you can find it.

I’m furious, instead, because of a story I just saw. Some jackass in Israel doesn’t think the world has enough whiny, puke-faced, shit-in-their-pants, burden-on-the-world kids running around.

I can understand people wanting one child, even though the little vermin annoy me. Two is pushing it … but I’m willing to look the other way. Three? Well, that’s just damn irresponsible.

But this Bedouin Arab in Israel has 67 kids. Yes, sixty-freakin-seven. And he wants more.

He told an Israeli newspaper he knows“… many women who wish to marry me and there is no lack of women. I never had a problem with such things.”

OK, maybe true. Same thing for me (and even Amulet). But that doesn’t mean you need to impregnate everyone.

Even worse, this guy doesn’t really have a job, except for herding camel and goats. Israeli taxpayers chip in, though—government assistance helps pay for the consequences of his inability to keep his sperm to himself.

The article points out that this ass-clown isn’t the only one. Some seed-sprayer in Dubai has at least 78 children and wants to have 100.

This is disgusting. Bringing even ten percent of that number of kids into the world is stupid. It’s bad for the children, it’s bad for the resource base that has to support them, and it’s bad for each uterus that these sick bastards use to inflict their pain upon the earth.

There’s only one person dashing enough, smart enough, and downright studly enough to improve the human race single-penisedly. And that’s me. These pretenders had better stop knocking women up.

Or you’ll see me get really pissed.