Memory on the Rocks
My friend Rocky Rocker has woken up to a rock and roll nightmare.
Perhaps he banged his head too much, because he’s having a hard day’s night remembering the precise names of the bands he loves. For example, he brags that he rocks out to ASSASSINATED AUSTRIAN ARCHDUKE when he means to say FRANZ FERDINAND, and he rambles on about 12 A.M. LUBRICANT when he tries to tell us about MIDNIGHT OIL.
Help Rocky recall the true names of his ten favorite groups of yesterday and today. You won’t earn any prize here … but you will finally get some satisfaction.
1. Female Sovereign
2. Inexpensive Ploy
3. Speaking Skulls
4. Uncomplicated Intellects
5. Evil Circle of Companions
6. Packed Residence
7. The Temperamental Azures
8. Colorless Weekly Religious Celebration
9. Firearms and Valentine’s Day Flowers
10. Calamitous Passage
Rocky is looking forward to seeing your answers in the comments. And he’s also eager to read any of your own “misremembered band names” that you’d like to offer!