Shot Full of Rock
You probably enjoy your occasional cup of joe. But how do you feel about a cup of Gene, Paul, Ace, and Peter?
That’s right—it’s now even easier to rock and roll all night with the caffeine buzz you’ll get at the KISS Coffeehouse in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.
KISS bass player and frequent lead singer Gene Simmons is no stranger to marketing. He has managed to get the KISS logo on everything from comic books to condoms, from underwear to coffins.
And now, he says, it’s time for the KISS faithful to have their own refreshments. So step right up and order your French Kiss Vanilla, Demon Dark Roast, or Kiss Frozen Rockuccunio.
Yes, these drinks really are on the menu.
We may be seeing a new trend; keep your eyes open for these upcoming musician-themed food-and-drink specialty shops:
Clay Aiken: Cheese
Slayer: Devil’s Food Cake
Scott Weiland of Velvet Revolver: Coke
Lars Ulrich of Metallica: Danish
Country Music Association: Crackers
Tommy Lee of Mötley Crüe: Sausage
Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson: Pop tarts