I Need Your Ass
That's an abbreviation for "assistance," of course, in the title. Got your attention, didn't I?
A few blogs that I respect and admire have a "Best posts" or "Greatest hits" sidebar--a nice, friendly idea. And it's convenient for new visitors, who can quickly get a sense if it's a blog worth reading. So, for the common good AND to tickle your funny bone, I ask for a few minutes of your time to read a few back entries ... and leave a comment voting for your three favorites.
I will create links below for what an independent observer has told me are among the better posts to appear here. If you are a veteran of these pages, you may be able to respond quickly with your top choices. If you are are new member of the club, welcome--please take a few minutes and scan these posts and let me know what makes you chuckle most.
All who comment will get their site's link added to my sidebar.
If you already have a link here and you DON'T comment, then I will remove your link, hack your site, and stalk your family. (Not really, but I hope that my regulars WILL offer solid feedback.)
Here goes. Thanks in advance ... for your ass.
From July: Packing the Court: A Modest Proposal and Dear John Roberts
From August: The Latest Celebrity Fling and Funeral Attendance: A Coup-rageous Act for African Leaders
From October: Don't Cry for Me, Filipinos
From November: Man's Buttocks Glued to Toilet Seat: A Commentary
From December: Enemy Mine
From January: Shocking Differences Between Men and Women and Don't Cell Yourself Short
From February: Fall's Well That Ends Well